The Chicken Collection
NT ChickenWill cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OS/2 ChickenIt crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 ChickenYou see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM)It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
OOP ChickenIt doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
Assembler ChickenFirst it builds the road...
C ChickenIt crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ ChickenThe chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
VB ChickenUSHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Delphi ChickenThe chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Java ChickenIf your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
Web ChickenJumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Gopher ChickenTried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Newton ChickenCan't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
Cray ChickenCrosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic ChickenThe chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
Lotus ChickenDon't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac ChickenNo reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING