The Frog and the Computer Programmer

A computer programmer is walking along one day when the programmer hears a voice say something. He looks down and there's a frog sitting there.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess", says the frog.

The programmer picks up the frog, smiles at it and puts it in his pocket.

Puzzled the frog says, "Kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll stay with you for a month".

The programmer stops, pulls the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and puts it back in his pocket.

Still puzzled the frog says, "Ok, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, stay with you for a whole month, and do anything you want".

The programmer stops, pulls the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and puts it back in his pocket.

Finally, the frog says, "Wait a minute, I've offered to stay with you for a month and do anything you want and you still won't kiss me. Why not?"

"Well," says the programmer, "You see, I'm a computer programmer and I don't have the time for a girl friend, but a talking frog is cool."